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4.8.09

Funny things to send: the world's shortest fairy tale

Barely any time at work to look for funny emails to forward to friends? So busy at work with many assignments and projects that you only have time for a very short funny story? Well here's a funny email to send to friends and coworkers who are too busy for anything but a quick laugh.



Here's the Email:
Subject: World's shortest fairy tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The GIRL SAID 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


THE END

I told you it was going to be short!

19 comments:

Bob said...

i love it.

Anonymous said...

that was stupid thats not even funny

Anonymous said...

Hahaha awesome. it's funny if you're a guy! haha

Sofia said...

That was so random.

Asmaa said...

that was so stupid and its so lame!!!!

Anonymous said...

dude random!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

thats really dumb and stupid

Anonymous said...

lol,that was really funny

Anonymous said...

That was weird

Anonymous said...

hahaha funny lol

Anonymous said...

really stupid!!

Anonymous said...

that's stupid not funny!!

Anonymous said...

hahahah im a girl and thats even funni for me lol it is tru tho

Anonymous said...

ridiculous

Anonymous said...

that wasnt even funny how did the guy get happy is the guy gay cuz woamn are amazing

Anonymous said...

wow

Anonymous said...

that was a waste of time

chloe said...

I dont get that i read it over and over again but it doesnt make sense! Plus its just random

Emily said...

it was awesome

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