Hospitals are bustling with activity. Often, we learn about what hospitals do from shows such as General Hospital, ER, Grey's Anatomy, House, Nip/Tuck, and so on, and we often see or hear about procedures that we never knew existed. As a health student, I've had several tours of hospitals, and even I learn about procedures in class, I probably have a funny face the whole time because I am so confused. The following funny email story is about a disease and subsequent treatment that I've definitely never heard of before... have you? Read on and get ready to laugh!
Here's the Email:
Subject: Hospital Tour
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'
NOW THAT'S FUNNY, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE !!!
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