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20.7.09

Funny things to email about Girls Night Out and Cemetary Peeing

We know that once in a while, it's good to go out with friends to celebrate and have fun. Occasionally, it gets a little too rowdy, and after a hard night of partying, and one drinks too many, it can get pretty ugly, often with forgotten moments and blank outs. But what is the price that people pay for not remembering what they did the night before? Here is a really funny email story of two women who had a night out in the town with hazy moments; definitely a funny email to send to your friends who love to party hard!



Here's the Email:
Subject: GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station..
We'll never forget you.''

I bet you they won't forget this!

2 comments:

hemen said...

great

lex :) said...

i emailed this to all of my friends and they all replied lol and said that they where going to send it to all of there contacts...except parents and buissness pepes....so btw it was hillariouse!

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